Psychopath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Payday In a Nutshell]

You really couldn't get voice actors to fill in the dialog for you? We have a forum & the collabinate system just for this sort of thing:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/23

http://www.newgrounds.com/collab/browse/artist/voice_actor/1

[Welcome to React World™]

Fight the jew machine.

[Super Mario Bros. Z (Episode 1)]

I really hate the fact that you're not using SWF files anymore since you're still using comic book word bubbles for dialog & I have to repeatedly pause the video to make sure I don't the skip dialog; whenever I pause the video, the video title & author credits appear & block the text. Honestly, hitting the space bar on my own time was more serviceable than racing to make sure I read the subtitles before they went away. If you're gonna ditch using SWF files altogether, I suggest getting voice actors instead, we have plenty. Otherwise, bring the SWF files back, just for convenience sake.

If you really have your heart set on still using video, the good news is that you can actually use both. I myself have done this with my latest submission because the SWF export was 96 megs [I used 2160p+ images for backgrounds].

Fun fact: you can actually get 1440p with an SWF file but Newgrounds doesn't display exported videos in any dimensions above 1080p and Newgrounds doesn't limit the height and width of SWF files. Ironic, isn't it? In fact, upon rewatching the original first episode, I see there's an option for both the SWF file & MP4 video. Whether or not this was done for you by the staff, I have no idea, nor any opinion.

Personally, I don't get the point of this needless reboot when the original has yet to be finished. I understand that you take umbrage with the way the originals were made but the way I would do it is fix the things I deem as being fucked up and then swap the files. It's what I eventually intend to do when I remaster my old Flash movies. I mean, this is the second time you've remade this specific episode.

I honestly think the new intro could've been done without, it's not really reminiscent of the classic DBZ intros until the very end and even if it weren't for that being an element, the intro would still be underwhelming in its own right. I cannot conceive of watching it every time you submit a new episode.

Whatever, not my problem.

[Tiberius & Reagan]

I'm getting some Invader Zim vibes from this.

[Roomies - "A Christmas Special"]

Why did you only start submitting these at episode six? Wouldn't starting at episode one make better sense?

JoBloMedia responds:

The episodes tend to act as stand alone mini-features and this episode, we feel, is the best of the series so far. We are very proud of this episode and so we wanted to share it here and everywhere that we can. Merry (belated) Christmas!

["Snow-bodies"]

The Steven Universe laptop sticker was a nice touch.

[PS3mas]

You may want to get a preloader, you can find one right here:

http://www.newgrounds.com/downloads/preloaders/

Put it at the first frame.

[Heatwave Episode 1]

This is so laughably bad. I thought these were being made in MS Paint but then upon closer examination, I discovered you are actually using Flash. I have no words to describe how utterly incompetent this is.

All you do is make shitty, two frame loops for all your animation. You can't even animate a real fight, which largely the only real appeal of Shonen anime. You can't even tween a fucking background set from right to left when your protagonist is walking through a town. The default framerate for Flash is twelve frames per second, what did you lower it to? Five frames per second?

Why does he sound like he's walking in auditorium when he's outside? You do know there's like a billion websites that offer free sound effects for this sort of shit, right?

I think the only thing more staggering than how utterly terrible all the visuals are is the unexpectedly high microphone quality. Too bad it doesn't help much since the acting is so God fucking awful. That fakey, bullshit laughter.

The artwork in this is completely, unacceptably, terrible. The men look like women. Learn how to draw a hand with proper proportions. In fact, learn how to draw the human body.

That glaring difference between the background art and foreground art is a sight often used to torture people with Graves' disease. Good to know you're not above Google searching for sky images and pasting them into your background.

It astounds me that you think you're entitled to one hundred subscribers on Youtube when you produce this sort of insulting garbage.

Levionix responds:

Lol that actually is hilarious you really did you're research man

[Special announcment]

Go panhandle somewhere else. Better yet, learn how to animate with something that isn't MS Paint. Even better, learn how use an aspect ratio that isn't 480p instead of artificially blowing it up to 720p by encasing your videos in a black box. You couldn't even post a link to your shitty Youtube account in the description, you self-entitled millennial.

I fart in your general direction.

Levionix responds:

Lol I've never heard anybody say I fart in you're general direction before that's priceless

[An Intro to Pokemon Z]

This is quite possibly the most cringe inducing, autistic, weebish thing I've ever seen.

The horror.

Rojay101 responds:

look who is talking and 2016 Ghostbusters Reboot Bust 8 Year Old's Dying is any better and for a comedy the joke reeks SUCKS. Not once did Any one laugh.