Psychopath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[AGENT NIGEL™ - Christmas Special]

Reminds me of the good ol' days when IceBox still made cartoon & when Mondo Media made good cartoons.

Agent-Nigel responds:

Thanks mate, means a lot :)

[AGENT NIGEL™ - The Interview of the Year]

Wow, something professional on Newgrounds & it didn't even get its rightful place on the front page.

Agent-Nigel responds:

Aw thanks man! We're gunning for that higher state of being that is the front page ;)

[GITS loop]

Nice work, I'm genuinely impressed. It's just too bad this is only a loop & it never extends beyond being just that.

GentlemanTrooper responds:

Thanks. It's kinda what I was going for with it though.

[Resident Hall Evil]

Brilliant parody on how shitty Resident Evil really was with its craptacular camera angles & constantly changing controls. If you're reading this, the file size for SWF files is now up to 100 megs if you want to re-add the ambient music & if you can also import it with a higher definition if you still have the master copy. In fact, you can literally upload it as a video if you want.

~Review Request Club.

Fro responds:

Thanks, someday I plan on revisiting movie making. Your reviews mean a lot to me.

[Generic Sprite Flash: 2]

I'm not very impressed. The framerate is painfully slow, although I'm willing to forgive that given that this is a sprite movie from the 2000s. What I will criticize however is the pacing of the overall movie. The beginning is very painfully slow, especially when the centaur threw the magic missile at Link. Not only does it look like it's facing backwards given that the flames are "raising" at the same direction of the ball's trajectory but it goes on and on for an unacceptably long amount of time. Cutting down on that part would've done wonders not just for the pacing but also for the humor of Link just casually walking out of the way. You could've even kept it at the same length but add in more cuts back & forth to maintain the viewer's attention span.

Then the pacing ramps up to give zero suspense when Link is woken up to find an enemy trying to steal his sword, which he very unceremoniously gets back in under a second just before announcing how untrustworthy the forest is at night & running to the town.

It isn't so much the content you're presenting so much as it is the way you're presenting it. Most of everything happens on a flat plane with few changes, if any, to show emphasis or importance. Very underwhelming.

~Review Request Club.

Fro responds:

These were really my first "animations". I agree with all of your statements.

[Lynn - Timelapse Illustration]

You were right to assume that speed drawing videos were considered unacceptable on Newgrounds.

SourCherryJack responds:

Well Shadman seems to do just fine with them, so I figured why not throw mine up and see what happens.

[Koalas Ep2: Enter Laveda]

Help me, I am in Hell.

This is really obnoxious and painfully unfunny. The Family Guy art style doesn't help. I have a headache.

I laughed more at writing this very review than I did at this video.

SvenReyter responds:

Fair enough, it's not that good. I'm fine with admitting that. But, since we're being so honest with one another, I have to admit after watching 3 of your videos submissions I feel much better about my own.

Thanks.

[Meanwhile, in the 90's...]

That was lame. I see satire has gotten so lazy to the point of literally rattling things off in a list & calling it a day. Then again, Rice Pirate gets away with the same kind of shit, with even the same quality of animation so you should see the front page in no time.

Good luck.

blobbyfrank responds:

Okay... Well, at least you've given me something to work towards. Thanks.

[What The XP ?!!]

Wish we could hear the full song.

DIWAKAR responds:

Hehe.. You should search a genie for that

[H_ngm_n]

Very clever.

LinkTCOne responds:

Ch__rs.