Thank you BlueHippo, this is the nicest thing you've ever done for me. Hey, deja-vu.

I'm making quite the good amount of progress with the Evil Dead parody lip syncing. I should be done sometime this weekend and then I can really get started on some real animation... After I animate the jaws coherently with the mouth -_- anyways, I got bored and I decided to draw.

But I have to. I know that I will never be satisfied until I finish lype syncing, the reason I haven't quite yet is because I'm almost done lyp syncing. Just 3 more sentence's to go and I'll be done. I'm very hesitant on finishing this. What do you think? I know that if I finish lipsyncing I can move on to the parts of the animation that makes animating worth while but still... I'm just really burnt out. But I must complete... God do I torture myself just for the sake of your entertainment.

Anyways, I would upload a screenie of my progress but for some strange reason Newgrounds wont let me.

For those of you who like/love my song Happy Little Biscuit, go check out Ow My Balls this song is just as good as Happy Little Biscuit in my opinion. I just find it to be under rated

I've decided that I dont want to do stand up anymore. IT's too hard to come up with good jokes that wont offend anybody. If you were offended by my last post I apologize.

I'm thinking about going into stand up comedy. This is my shit bit, be honest and tell me if you like it or not.

I love Colorado in the winter, it snow's, you have snow fights, you eat candy canes, you build snowmen, you make snowangels. During the summer, the dogs shit. You have shit fights, you eat shit canes, you build shitmen and you make shitbitch's. Sometimes they even come up with shitty versions of christmas carols. Ever hear of Frosty the Snowman? Well take Stinky the Shitman for example, he's made of shit so he treats you like shit. He calls all his little fans little shits. Instead of a pipe he has a spliff and instead of a black top hat he has a purple one with a feather and he sits there demanding that you make a shitbitch. Ever hear of Charlie's Angels? Well we suck so all we have is Shitman's angels, which he calls his shitbitch's. He treats his Shitbitch's like shit and demands that they give him his shitty money; "where's my money ho!? Where's my money ho!? You ow me money ho!" and he's sitting there beating up a member of the IRS with his shitty shitcane.

Instead of snow fights we have shit fights. We make balls out of shit like beetles and then we pile them up like beetles. There's even a kid nicknamed "the beetle" then they finally hurl the shit balls at each other, and you see the black kids always have an advantage because they blend in with everything.

Ever try to catch shit on your tongue? It's impossible, the only way it's gonna happen is if there's a dog at the top of the slide and he's about to shit. But then you're not catching it with your tongue you're catching it with your whole face, not that it's really a problem, you always look like shit. I feel sorry for that black now, he's been told twice that it doesn't matter how much shit he's covered in he always looks the same.

Sometime's you have kids shouting out "I ate yellow shit!" so now eating shit isn't bad enough, now we gotta add lemon flavored piss to the mix too. The only time the naked black kid doesn't have an advantage is if the shit is green, or if it's made of tinfoil. Ever get pelted with shit that has tinfoil in it? It hurts like shit, no matter how you put it, that dog felt pain while taking the shit, now you're feeling pain getting pelted by the shit.

Remember eating candy canes at christmas? The mint soothe's your stomache aches. During the summer we have the shit canes that cause the stomache aches

That's the end of the shit bit.

Addeth me to thy buddy list old fans, friends and collaborators! I require mental sustenance for my hard work!

Well me and a friend of mine were talking about Evil Dead and we both managed to cluster a joke from it. The following is the result! The fruit's of my work!

I'm mainly working on the mouth syncing. for the time being no other animations are realivant for you see I'm new at lip syncing and I made a terrible mistake adding the music, sound effects and voice acting all into one file. Well, I'm a noob so what do you expect? 3D spectrums? No... but once I am done with the mouth syncing I will begin on basic body movement and jaw movement. After then I will had details to their body's, after then I will color the body's. So yeah, that's about it. After then it'll be ready to upload. I hope this goes as swimmingly as I hope.

Well, I can gladly say that my Lola Bunny hentai quiz game is doing quite swimmingly. Some people like it, other's hate it. I suppose I ended up attracting the wrong crowd at the wrong time [I knew I shoulda waited till friday to upload it. Oh well, next time I'll stick to my actual release date.] and I also managed to make some major improvements on it as well, the annoying scream I added to the "TRY AGAIN" button has been removed and I beefed up the sound quality as well.

In other news, I finally got to see the finished project of "Join The TankMan Army" flash film. I cant say that I'm impressed with it either, it was like watching a primitive South Park episode with very little animation. However, being the main voice actor for the project I was just happy to get some recognition. So I'm gonna give some advice to EmDubya:

A: My first problem was the audio, the music and the background voices overlapped the main characters in mid sentence. The only time that didn't happen was when it cut to the Whiny Bitch character. Just lower the volume on the music and definitely tone down the volume on background stuff. You can barely hear what the main characters are saying thus making the jokes null and void.

B: Animation: this was really disapointing, I wasn't expecting to be watching a low quality South Park style animation of TankMen. It was like watching a painting that someone cut mouth holes out of and started talking through the mouth holes. Rarely did anyone move and most of the time they were totally stagment. It really did seem like south park, especially the part where some of the TankMen were on the computers, none of the chairs had black outlining. They were just brown blocks that vaguely represented chairs. Also, they walked like South Park characters, their legs were attatched to each other and their feet never moved [just like South Park characters] They just sorta waddled acrossed the screen. This is especially noticable near the end. My advice is to just have them start off as stick figures with balls for joints and have them animate accordingly, then add on the extra details one frame at a time.

C: Take your time, it really shows that you rushed the project just to have it up on Pico Day. Never ever try to meet a deadline that will force you to make your project to sound and/or look like crap. My advice, just dont set a deadline for yourself. If you do, just take your time and remember missing your deadline is fine. Just dont tell anyone about your set deadline unless your near completion and way ahead schedule. I say it's okay to announce the creation of your animation and to keep people posted on it's progress. Just dont set a deadline for everyone to hold you up to. That's a bad idea. People will complain and get mad if you miss an announced deadline. I just recommend to not have deadlines at all.

Overall I found the animation to be quite creative, as far as the jokes go. But I just recommend some more fluent and frequent body language and creative animation [not to say that it wasn't creative, it was just kinda "frozen" to be fully honest] but regardless your mouth syncing was astoundingly spot on. Oh and also, congrats on you making the front page, I also look foward to seeing "69 ways to stop smoking" when ever you're finished.

Alright, now that I'm done updating this, I have no idea as to what I wanna do with the rest of my night. Maybe play GTA: VC or Conker: Live and Reloaded. I might get started on finishing the script to "The Amazing SpiderFag!" and get me some voice actors. But I doubt it. I might but I really doubt it.

I'll keep posting.

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