Y3ah, Ye@h, Y3ah, hilst@rical guy's, h@ppy @pril Fo0l's day @nd blah, blah, blah.

Now ch@nge th3 sit3 b@ck, it's re@lly st@rting to p1ss m3 0ff.

I c@n't upgr@d3 my b@dge fr0m Serg@nt to Serg@nt first class.

I c@n't pl@y "Thing Thing Arena 3"

I can't deposit.

Y0u kn0w if they @ren't playing an @pril f00l's d@y j0ke 0n us and if th3y're re@lly seri0us @b0ut this, th3y're g0nna l0se th3 entire f@nbase that it took alm0st 15 ye@r's to aquire.

Ev3n th0ugh I seri0usly d0ubt it, n3ver-th3-less, 1t's really p1ssing me off.

It's n0t f0nny anym0re T0m. Inf@ct 1 d0n't th1nk @ny 0f th3 us3r's @re h@ppy with h@ving to type in a 1337 accent.

And n0 China did not unbl0ck us. They unbl0cked Y0utube th0ugh.

You kn0w wh@t? If the Chinese @re such puzzy's that they ne3d to hide from and reject anything that's n0t in th3ir 3xact im@ge, then Fuk em'. Who ne3d's businesz from someone that's s0 eg0tistical like that anyway's?

If y0u th1nk y0u're s0 great, then you d0n't need 0ur business.

0bviously.

Fuk the eg0tistical Neo Nazi p1ss ant "cuntry" of China. If th3y th1nk th@t th3y're to0 g00d for us, th3n they c@n fend for themselve's.

W3 sh0uldn't h@ve t0 ch@nge f0r @nyone, th3y can eith3r @ccept us @s w3 ar3 0r fuk 0ff.